Monday, May 25, 2009

Oh, The Gas prices!



I pull up at the gas station, innocently ready to put my few cents to add 1 gallon of gas (why more?) in the car i just borrowed.

I take my credit card out of my wallet, and start the fill up, doing it very slowly since i do not want to put more than the $2.53 and 9 tenths which add up to one gallon.

The money counter hit $2.54 (which is more than $2.53 and 9 tenths), I was SHOCKED to only get 0.99 of a gallon!

These gas companies got to go! Maybe the new Vaad Hakahal will help!

Thursday, May 21, 2009

From the depths


You may know me, if you do you are aware that i am a die hard fan of Idan raichel.

He is a music genius that creates middle eastern style music. He does it like a pro.

I'm not here to review him or give an opinion but he is the top Jewish singer in the world, you might not consider his music Jewish - but he is. (I do consider his music Jewish, but that's a whole other discussion)

Today news when out, that for the first time ever he will be performing in Kesaria. That is like the hottest concert arena in Isreal, and if you didn't perform there, you can't consider yourself a singer (even Shewekey (who's that????) performed there).

In an interview, Idan was asked if he ever puts on Tefillin, he answered: "In Ben gurion airport, before a flight."

Sucks that he dosen't have to fly to Kesaria . . .

Thursday, May 14, 2009

Argue with an (Op. Ed.)



I can either go on a rant explaining why this anonymous writer (Click Here) is a DushBerry. Or I can just humor you guys with a GREAT PICTURE. by a dear friend (LT). Thank you!

Friday, May 8, 2009

Breaking or fixing?



All over crown heights new streets are being paved. No not in one day, first they come with their big machines and demolish the road. They leave it unusable and really annoying (not to mention bad for rental car tires) to drive on.

Yes, in two weeks they will repave it, but they want you should appreciate what you have, so they throw you to the bottom. We will repave it, but feel the pain of unpaved roads!!!

You may call it mean, but only we get a holiday(!) to commemorate our great fortune that we can SCREW UP, and then FIX UP!

It's not a favor: "Oh, you screwed up i'll give you one more chance" NO!!! Lechatchila - we have a Pesach Sheni, year in and year out.

We will always screw up, i guess the goal is to make the screw ups smaller so we can sleep better on Pesach Sheni!

Thursday, April 30, 2009

A Sandwich for Moshiach




Yesterday at around 1PM i was hungry. I skipped breakfast as usual (had 2 large coffee's instead), and the basic dilemma started. Should i go to Mendy's (released time special) or Kingston bakery (they also have sushi?) or make my way all the way down to Bunch 'o bagels (sorry we are out of that too).

I ended up letting my feet walk me into Albany baker. I asked for a lox sandwich, and was ready to pay. Standing at the counter was Naftoli Astulin with a credit card: I need miles, I'm paying for you.

In fact he paid for everyone in the store, the lady in front of me had $40 of groceries, behind me 2 bottles of milk (OK, that one was his daughter).

He said: it helps bring Moshiach, and the more you talk about moshiach the closer he comes.

He asked that we all do soothing little for Moshiach: here is what I'm doing, reminding everyone that we can all do something to bring him closer.

If you're not sure what to do, meet me at the Kretchme at 2:00 today.

Friday, April 24, 2009

Are you smarter then a smartphone???


I can't under any circumstance respect one that is dumber then his phone. I never jumped the bandwagon, i had friends tell me: "These phones are great, you don't have to think with them".

- Duh - i think - where are those days when we would memorize every phone number in our head. I don't thing you can find one 17 year old that knows his own home number. "oh, it's on speed dial"

I never had to think, i didn't need a smart phone to make dumb things seem simple.

But today i got one. The reason: 3 days ago i had a spare hour, so i called sprint, 14 minutes later i had a free smart phone. My old one was just too old.

And no, i didn't get an iPhone ("Wow, it can slide to unlock!!!!")!

Sunday, April 19, 2009

F-R-I-E-N-D-S


There are many kinds of friends. Without the philosophy behind who really is your friend.
Fact is that most people hang around with others most of the time. Now there are those you see every day, others you text every hour, there are even friends that two minutes after you say goodbye - you are back chatting with them for hours online.

Then there are some special ones. You see them once in six months, and then they help you waste like 4 hours of your time catching up.

Not talking about the stop & chat you do on Pesach when you see someone ("How's Yeshiva" "what are you doing for the summer" "Next year???" "Where did you just say you are [like i was listening]"). Talking about those you genuinely care about and spend time with.

I never understood, if there is so much i can share with these few individuals, why don't i keep in touch more ofter? why don't we talk, text, call or chat. At the very least FACEBOOK - -

I guess if we would keep in touch, there wouldn't be a 'once in six months friend'!
So till next Pesach, Succoss or next time i see you, take care!