G-d's Secretary

Bochrim HATE people who pose as G-d's secretary.

I was seating today in 770 at my place, waiting for my Chavrusa to show up for Chassidus. I had an open Torah Or, while i was waiting, a passing by Bochur sat down next to me, and we started discussing today's elections.

There was this Ba'al Habos (Lav davka employed, I'm writing Ba'al Habos since he happens to be married) who bent over my Torah Or, as if to be reading, and asked: "are you discussing whats written in the sefer?!"

As would be expected, i ignored that synam (Nusach Acher: Psynam, Ubisforim Shelonu Kosvim Bli "P"), however, he went on to be Lochem Milchemes Hashem, and closed my sefer!!!

My belief is, that if you don't get a salary from Hanhalla - it's none of your business what I'm doing during seder, and if you want a job in Yeshiva, Fax in your resume.

Obviously this issue doesn't include the 'Tfilin straitenrs' or 'Amen shouters' which are Kovea Bracha Leatzman.