Wednesday, December 3, 2008

I Hate my dentist ...


Don't know why, when your younger, every day you go to the dentist, oh, you have a day off next Wednesday - let's go to the dentist.

No matter what you do at the dentist, it hearts. Where else does it hurt to take a picture??? everything they put in your mouth has DD (check the psynamWIKI for more on DD), and tastes like an entire old age home, but YOU GOTTA GO TO THE DENTIST.

Oh, the dentist is much like you teacher; always right, not just the usual rants ("You don't brush your teeth", "You don't floss correctly", "You say you already HAD braces???", "I recommend teeth whiting NOW"). but they also have an opinon about the world: "You shouldn't smoke", "You drink???", "Smicha is a waste of time" etc.

To remind you; dentist failed med school!!!

But then you grow up, you visit the dentist when the economy is down just so that they can claim money from your insurance for the "annual checkup".

So why do they always HAVE TO find something wrong?!

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